Alternate captions for this magic moment in Britney Sprear's current stage show.
"A Cheetos sale?! I'm there."
"You never know when a spontaneous game of Whack-a-Mole will start."
"My umbrella is in the shop. This will do."
"Order in the court, ya'll."
"I couldn't remember if it was mallets or mullets that were big in Europe right now."
"Oops, I swatted it again."
"I got your crazy. No, I really do."
"Get this flamingo off me! Get this flamingo off me!"
"You're going to call Child Protective Services on this?!"
"What? This isn't a golf club?"
:Guys, look what I found in the loony bin!"
"Step right up! Test your strength (by listening to my music)!"
