The post with no purpose

A true friend helps create a code name for medical conditions your bud might be facing.

I guess I'm a true friend.

me: i have never nicknamed an anal fissure. first for everything
[Name redacted]: I've always told you I'd show you the world

We ruled that "Colonel Fizz" was a good fit.

Fancy a visit?

Try as I might to convince the world Vegas is a normal city with a municipal government and schools and attempts at culture, it's still everything else you think. Current TV put it in ani-motion pretty well.

Watch below.