He fought the law and the law won (TWSS edition)

Courtesy: Office Tally

Target (hallowed be its name) just had an insane sale on DVDs.
We're talking good. $3.99 good. I went a little nuts. It was a scene.

So, I would like to take this opportunity to introduce a few new members of my DVD family.



Movie collection meet Tootsie. Tootsie meet movie collection.










Play nice with others, American Gangster. I'm watching you.










Hey you guys! Make room for The Goonies.










When there's something missing from cinemahood, who ya gonna call? Ghostbusters.







In a series of very fortune purchases, Lemony Snicket now calls my DVD collection home.







Now lets slow it down for the ladies. Really, Breakfast at Tiffany's is here to make the rest of you look classy.










The wild card. Something to shake and bake things up. Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby.





Sadly, The Sandlot couldn't be here tonight. Some greedy little scab-eating butt sniffers cleared the shelves of that cinematic masterpiece. Next time.

Killing it

The blurry ruckus you see here is me and the guitarist from The Killers. I met him at the bar last month and, although I can't confirm, I like to think I helped his game with some bimbette that night.

Met him. Hailed him. Posed for a picture. The rest is literally a blur.

mazel tov, bitches?

I feel this little dude's pain.



As the great prophet Jay-Z rhymes in "Roc Boys", which is, hands down, one of my favorite songs of all time:

black bar mitzvahs
Mazel tav, it's a celebration bitches, la heim
I wish for you a hundred years of success but it's my time
Cheers, toast to crime

And just for old time's sake ... spooky scary wolfy tradition.