I thought two hefty questions today that I will pose to whoever still reads this ol' thing.

a) Does it weaken my journalism degree that I have never seen "All the President's Men" in full?

b) Do you think Laura Bush is starting to pack up the White House? (Subquestion) Do you think they have White House-issued boxes or Rubbermaid?

Happy Election Week! This could be an entirely different country in a week. Think that out.

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I would just like to point out that Suri Cruise is now rocking the Maggie Lillis look circa like 1987-1992. And, boy, she looks thrilled.



Don't fret, Suribot, you have bigger fish to fry.

ZEKE

Zeke the Wonder Dog is a Michigan State legend. He also was the reason for my most stressful day at my college newsroom ever. But to honor U of M week, I give you a sort of video about this Frisbee-catching ball of fur.

Go Green! Go White!


Zeke The Wonder Dog from Anthony Siciliano on Vimeo.

(I think the video is too long and there are too many cliches but it was still cute.)

Totally looks like jealousy

This Web site TOTALLY conflicts me.

I have it linked on my Google reader and I always get excited when I see new posts. Then I usually get so mad that I consider unsubscribing to it.

Want to know why?

I get so jealous that I didn't make the connection myself between two celebrity look-alikes that I want to cut that bit of genius out of my life.

This post totally makes me look like a 7-year-old defriending the neighbor girl with the Power Wheels because she had that bitchin' ride and I just had a purple bike. Only in this scenario, I can't peel out of her driveway and show off by riding with no hands on the handlebars.

Whatever, my bike never ran out of battery power and I never got grounded for plowing over my dad's foot on it.

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"I'm just going to sit over here and text like a Kardashian."

- Out of the hysterical mouth of this hoe

Blerg!

For the love of Liz Lemon, I just noticed something.

In the episode of 30 Rock titled "Fireworks," Tina Fey (hallowed be her name) says "There is an 80% chance in the next election that I will tell all my friends that I'm voting for Barack Obama but I will secretly vote for John McCain."

What blows my mind is the this episode aired in April 2007, which is more than a year before we knew who the presidential candidates would be narrowed to. How did they know?!

Further proof 30 Rock is genius.

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"Whores are a problem!"

This was yelled at me as I scampered into local Target store one night. I was dolled up but wearing a pretty normal summer dress. The guy was in his 20s and he literally paused his cell phone conversation to yell at me.

It has been one of the highlights of my time in Vegas.

Have a great week.