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(This is a recent Facebook chat I had. Don't tell gchat. I feel like it's cheating.)

Maggie: would a hot dog be a sandwich?
meat and bread are united

Ross: no, a hot dog is in its own category
same with a burger

Maggie : i will argue only the corndog stands alone
hamburg/hot dog are sandwich-ed, right?

Ross: I feel very passionate about this

Maggie: they are sandwiches

Ross: no. no way. how dare you even suggest that

Maggie: i will fight you

Ross: i will fight you to the death
any honest to goodness food lover will tell you the same thing

Maggie: i'll play devil's advocate. meat is SANDWICHED in between bread
is it not?

Ross: no, it is simply placed there. it's really just resting.
it's a restwich

Maggie: i would like to market that