Thursday, August 21, 2008

The newest in making up for bad life decisions

Remember when Listerine strips hit the scene and nobody knew what to do?

We all asked ourselves questions like "Is it paper? Is it a mint? Will it get me out of a DUI?" while tonging the roof our mouths like dogs licking peanut butter. It seemed like a forward step in the fresh breath direction.

Then science took an even bigger step forward.

Genius?

Take note of the "Where to Buy" tab. My hometown is #8. I'm counting this as the eighth most hungover city in the nation. Las Vegas wallows near the bottom.

No comments: