I'm considering donating my body to science after I die.
I want to know how I lived so long (or at all) on snack foods and occasional exercise. Plus, the Splenda tumor I will have from all this soda will be one for the record books.
Take today for instance. I started the day with a bowl of Cheerios. Great, grand.
The rest of the day was a slippery slope of crackers, Fig Newtons and Doritos all washed down with my life fuel, Diet Coke. I blame our cafeteria for not ordering any oranges or bananas this week. I have expressed my rage. to them.
Tonight doesn't fare well, either. I have a four and a half hour drive ahead and I can't really teeter a salad on my lap as I dream my way into California.
So if I die, figure out how I lived at all.
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this makes me think of the wendys snack wrap commercials - thats what you need in a 4 hour car ride to LA.
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