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Me: Well, I'm staying so that means I can keep working on this killer "tan" I have going.
Coworker: You're getting more freckles at least.
Me: Exactly. If only they'd team up. You know, I used to really hate them. My mom would console me and try to tell me that they were kisses from the angels while I slept.
Coworker: Did you ever think how creepy that is?
Me: I am now.
Coworker: "Mom, I have freckles in places other than my face..."